Runner With A Twist Gifts

Your 11:30 called. They're running a little late. Sneaker trouble.

Finish Line

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'Your shoe's untied.'

Ball as water-melon.

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Fast Food Dieter

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Fitness in church.

"Didn't anyone tell you this is the private juice bar of the Health's Angels?"

"I kept following my dreams until my dreams filed a restraining order against me."

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

'A metal plate in your head does not qualify as a helmet.'

'Ed's inventing a masculine exercise routine using a very large football.'

'Good morning, Doctor! I wonder if you'd mind taking a look at this pup.'

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

'Do you mind if I play through?'

Scared elephant paints a mouse.

'Ernie may look tough, but he's really a geek at heart.'

Customs and Examinations.

'Cock-a-doodle... don't.'

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

Dancing with death.

"I hear your fix choppers."

"Looks like the trains aren't running again."

Cat Bowling

"Alright if we play through?"

"He used to chase people on a bike a lot, but it got so bad I had to take away his bike."

Track & Field & Stream

'I have a feeling I'm going to tie into something big this time.'