Bank-lover Gifts

'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'

"What's a debenture?"

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'Don't you ever knock?'

Payback Time

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

'Wait a minute....!

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

I have a dream.

Paul Wolfowitz.

"Of course there's emotion in business. Has your heart never skipped a beat at the sight of a long string of zeros after a seven."

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

Professional football.

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Bank Checking and Savings. How about some clouds on your scenic checks since they never seem to clear anyway?

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

"We've got borrower's remorse."

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

Luca Pacioli: The Father of Accounting... The Man, The Math, The Ledger.