Bank-lover Prints

'I'm tired of begging, so I'm applying for a loan.'

"What's a debenture?"

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'Don't you ever knock?'

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

'Wait a minute....!

"Hi, I'm Bob Darrel. I'm here to perform the audit of your books. Don't mind the vultures. They follow me everywhere."

'Miss Roberts, turn off the video camera!'

"Of course there's emotion in business. Has your heart never skipped a beat at the sight of a long string of zeros after a seven."

Paul Wolfowitz.

Professional football.

I have a dream.

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

"More important than money?! There's only one thing more important than money and that's more money!"

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'Last night Warren Buffett came to me in a dream and whispered in my ear, but it was just sexual.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

"We've got borrower's remorse."

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

'How much do you want?' - 'How much have you got?'