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"We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate."

Sigmund Freud.

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"This city is becoming unlivable."

House of books.

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

'Dad, this is so cool: Next month is a Blue Moon month, with two full moons instead of one!'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

Sun and the Moon step out.

'Wait a minute....!

Finding Bigfoot

Bradley Wiggins

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

'My acne is worst on the dark side.'

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

Mouse with map exiting maze.

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

"You have twenty eight days to live."

"We've got borrower's remorse."

'Houston, you're not going to believe this...'

Fisherman get a good catch.

"I'm pretty sure I've already seen a rock like that in some museum back on Earth."

'Wow! Where'd you come from?'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

Loans. To make a long story short, my cash flow needs some new tributaries.

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'