Olympic Follower Gifts

Olympic torch relay in a flood.

'I'm letting the carpenters watch the Olympic hammer throw.'

Michael Phelps just kicked the doggie doo out of us.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Palin 2012

Olympic Torch Training

The Olympic Booze-a-thon.

Olympics create interest in curling.

London Olympics.

'He's in training for the Olympics'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

Referees at the Original Olympics.

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

Cat Olympics

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Champions biting their medals

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

"I Win!!!"

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."