Olympic Follower Gifts

Olympic torch relay in a flood.

'I'm letting the carpenters watch the Olympic hammer throw.'

Michael Phelps just kicked the doggie doo out of us.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Birds doing the 'wave'.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Palin 2012

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

The Olympic Booze-a-thon.

Olympic Torch Training

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

Olympics create interest in curling.

London Olympics.

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'He's in training for the Olympics'

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

Champions biting their medals

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

"A game similar to baseball was first played in the Olympics in 1996." I didn't think "Jeapardy!" had any softball questions.

Cat Olympics

Referees at the Original Olympics.

Honey, can you see the Olympic Village from up there?

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

"I'm dating an Olympic gymnast!"

'We're in luck! Not a word about steroids.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"I Win!!!"

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'