Nasa Follower Gifts

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

US fears missile competition.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

NHS notice - This is a bring your own bed hospital

'I wasn't feeling ill, doctor, until I started hearing about the NHS reforms.'

Lost santa and reindeer.

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

"This party sucks! I thought there were going to be swimmers!"

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

'Okay, I'll wake you if there's a car chase.'

Gardening By The Moon

Rudolph's Mask

'From Earth? -- You're not that Geraldo guy, are you?'

'He was shown for 15 seconds on that National Geographic TV coverage last month...'

'Just a second. I've got a call on telepathic waiting.'

Republicans/Democrats: My way or the highway.

"Beans! I got a bag of magic beans!"

'This is that good deer crossing I was telling you about.'

'You finished last again, Gibbons!'

The democrats win Georgia run-offs

'The stock market was grumpy today because it got up on the wrong side of the Fed.'

"I'm getting notes of Ivermectin and hydroxychloroquine with a strong Covid finish."

'I was made redundant as Head of Nursing...now I'm in charge of nursing!'

'Listen buddy, everyone wants their job done before Christmas, what makes you so special?!'

"Brought you a coffee. This could take a while."

"I wish you'd remember your head when we go out haunting..."