"This party sucks! I thought there were going to be swimmers!"
Marine Follower Gifts
Searching for the ideal gift for a marine admirer? Our collection features innovative designs that capture the spirit of the sea, perfect for anyone passionate about ocean life and coastal adventures.
"Houston, we have a problem."
"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."
"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"
'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'
Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.
"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"
Book Shop Plot Spoilers
GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates
Birds doing the 'wave'.
'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'
Palin 2012
Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.
Speeding Forklift
"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."
"Well, you have to admire his honesty."
"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."
Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.
"I Win!!!"
"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."
"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"
'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'
"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."
Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.
"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."
Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .
'But son, we've always been a marine family.'
RFK Jr Anti-Vax
8 years of GOP economics.
Wimp and Wimpier: The Democratic Field for 2020
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"My net worth is $8.7 billion - so I can't be bought by any interest group!"
Bush's Huge Campaign Fund at Work.
'If it gets out that we missed Mars by 150 million miles, we're in deep doo-doo! Would you mind wearing these costumes for a brief video?'
"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"
Marine Follower Gifts Collection
Marine Follower Mugs
Browse our full range of marine-themed mugs and find the perfect ocean-inspired design that will make every sip special.
Marine Follower Pillows
Discover our charming marine pillows and bring a splash of oceanic comfort and style into any space.
Marine Follower Prints
View our selection of marine-inspired prints to enhance any room with the beauty of ocean life and creative artistic flair.
Marine Follower T-Shirts
Check out our creative marine t-shirts, showcasing playful and artistic designs that sea lovers will adore.