Manual Follower Gifts

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Birds doing the 'wave'.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

People of the Fall

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

Man getting into his space suit the wrong way up

'What's wrong, Brenda? I thought you were into this whole 'Twilight' fad.'

'The grass over in the meadow looks better. I wish somebody would lead off.'

"This party sucks! I thought there were going to be swimmers!"

'Say, this is interesting.'

"Tia Carmen, if Gregorio asked you to marry him, go for it! I mean, you've done so much for us. Maybe it's time to do something for you!"

'So each year The Boat Race is between Oxford and Cambridge. Wow, that's a long way to row in just twenty minutes!'

"This is why you read the instructions."

Petrol Prices: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

'Just a second. I've got a call on telepathic waiting.'

'This is that good deer crossing I was telling you about.'

Three 'wise' men.

Republicans/Democrats: My way or the highway.

"Just for the fun of it, let's add some goat turds to this batch of hand sanitizer."

"Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks, or you don't ."

'You finished last again, Gibbons!'

"I wish you'd remember your head when we go out haunting..."

'That bust cream has worked a treat.'

'The stock market was grumpy today because it got up on the wrong side of the Fed.'

The democrats win Georgia run-offs

"Amanda!! Pay attention!...You're drifting out of formation again!!!"

"Twitter followers, twitter followers. . ."

"Insert bills facing up."