Space Mission Follower Gifts

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

US fears missile competition.

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

The Good Samaritan.

"...And forgive the congregation member who left their cell phone on and it rang during the sermon!"

Next stop: moon!

"This party sucks! I thought there were going to be swimmers!"

'Say, this is interesting.'

"This Fall on NBC: Fish Out of Water"

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

"Hey Siri, when's the next full moon?"

'From Earth? -- You're not that Geraldo guy, are you?'

'I know that, reverend, but where does it say 'jury not'?'

Gardening By The Moon

Republicans/Democrats: My way or the highway.

"Beans! I got a bag of magic beans!"

"Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks, or you don't ."

"I see you, Jake--but does anyone have a question that's not about carpentry?"

When God works online.

'The stock market was grumpy today because it got up on the wrong side of the Fed.'

The democrats win Georgia run-offs

'Sure, but it'll take us a month of sundays to get parts.'

Static Sheep 2