Space Mission Follower Prints

'If it gets out that we missed Mars by 150 million miles, we're in deep doo-doo! Would you mind wearing these costumes for a brief video?'

"Houston, we have a problem."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"Says, property of the I.R.S."

Birds doing the 'wave'.

US fears missile competition.

"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."

Daisy Jazz Isobel Ridley

"...And forgive the congregation member who left their cell phone on and it rang during the sermon!"

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

The Good Samaritan.

"This party sucks! I thought there were going to be swimmers!"

Next stop: moon!

'Say, this is interesting.'

"This Fall on NBC: Fish Out of Water"

Another Shooting

Torn between taking the advice in her hiking manual and her impulse to help, Morgan Hirschi is frozen with indecision.

"Hey Siri, when's the next full moon?"

'I know that, reverend, but where does it say 'jury not'?'

'From Earth? -- You're not that Geraldo guy, are you?'

Gardening By The Moon

Rick Perry Tebows For A Miracle

"Beans! I got a bag of magic beans!"

Three 'wise' men.

Republicans/Democrats: My way or the highway.

Can't Run, Can't Hide

"Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks, or you don't ."

"I see you, Jake--but does anyone have a question that's not about carpentry?"

When God works online.

'The stock market was grumpy today because it got up on the wrong side of the Fed.'

The democrats win Georgia run-offs

'Sure, but it'll take us a month of sundays to get parts.'