Satellite Watchers Gifts

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

Moon: Made in China

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

Area 51: The Inside Story

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

Pyramid UFO...

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

I wonder what kind of welcome

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

"I love their use of space"

Living in a snow globe.

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

3 Pupas in their Cocoons with Satellite dishes attached to them.

'Gladys, put your money away. It's not a casino.'

"Nope. Still no intelligent life."

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

"He was right, the Sky was falling."

"No, we don't want to abduct you. We just want your wallet."

Google Earth...

'It's an early warning system, it picks up my wife.'

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

Rabbit Aliens

My man? Still watching out for aliens.

Aliens talking to sheep - "Attention earthings.. Don't attack, we come in peace."

'It's a message from the mothership. Apparently, we've been abducting too many idiots who stand in fields all night looking up at the sky.'