Satellite Watchers Mugs

"We can't meet outside any more - My wife found out about Google Earth."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Slip Ahoy!'

Moon: Made in China

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Area 51: The Inside Story

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

'Just where did you get this satellite tracking system, anyway?'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'We've been lucky - sometimes you can be out here the whole day and fail to see a single boat!'

Pyramid UFO...

'Run! They're from the Mother Ship.'

I wonder what kind of welcome

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

"I love their use of space"

'Gladys, put your money away. It's not a casino.'

Rex uses food bowl as satellite dish.

3 Pupas in their Cocoons with Satellite dishes attached to them.

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

Living in a snow globe.

Let me warn you, toots. Celebrity is like radioactivity: you start with a big bang, then comes years with a half-life of slow decay.

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

"Nope. Still no intelligent life."

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

"He was right, the Sky was falling."

'I've always found the stars disappointingly small.'

Google Earth...

"No, we don't want to abduct you. We just want your wallet."

'It's an early warning system, it picks up my wife.'

Aliens talking to sheep - "Attention earthings.. Don't attack, we come in peace."

"Move along, people, there's nothing to see here."

"And this is the new spy satellite we're building to spy of the spy satellite spying on our spy satellite."

'It's a message from the mothership. Apparently, we've been abducting too many idiots who stand in fields all night looking up at the sky.'