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"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

The Big Tipper

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Is this who I am?"

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

'Funny, I thought a near-death experience would be different, somehow.'

'My God we being invaded!'

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"I feel like there's a chick in me trying to escape."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"Wonder if there's something wrong with you? Reality is for us all it's true..."

Climbing to the moon...

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

Celestial Navigation

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"