Stargazing Sweetheart T-Shirts

'...so you wouldn't have to spend any money in the pub.'

Hubble Telescope

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Marry me astronaut

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Dog in love

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

'Which one is named after me?'

The Big Tipper

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Moon and Star

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

'Does the earth move for you as well.'

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

Johannes Kepler

'I say we report the snow and ice and just leave it at that.'

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

The Big Bang

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'Watch this space.'

At the space-time institute.