Stargazing Sweetheart Mugs

'...so you wouldn't have to spend any money in the pub.'

Hubble Telescope

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

Marry me astronaut

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Dog in love

'Which one is named after me?'

The Big Tipper

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'Stop quoting from films and get on with it.'

Moon and Star

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'Does the earth move for you as well.'

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"Kind of makes you realize how insignificant my awesome beard is."

"I don’t know why we bother traveling—they just missed the entire Milky Way."

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

The Big Bang

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'OK, who stuck that wedding confetti star on it?'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'I say we report the snow and ice and just leave it at that.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Johannes Kepler

'Watch this space.'

Voyeurs guide to the Cosmos (stars in the shape of a sexy woman).

At the space-time institute.