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'You're going to need stronger lenses. Have you tried contacting Palomar?'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Reach for the Star.

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The star hunters

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

The Big Tipper

"Oh well, at least it's not Earth."

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Space exploration"

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Lighthouse Beam.

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"Something goes around something, but that's as far as I've got."

Rocket.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.'

'My God we being invaded!'

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.