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'How to get to the fielder' number 2

'Never thought I'd enjoy a cricket match so much.'

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"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Party time.

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'

Nevermore!

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

Tiny bird emerges from giant egg.

Pencil Peaock

The Browntail Craptor

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

"I feel so small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Maybe I should buy some cowboy boots."

High Wire Act and Birds

"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."

'I get all my stock tips from loud users of cell phones.'