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Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

A Symphony of Penguins

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Felix Mendelssohn

Orchestra.

I love my Timpani

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Italica

Bassoons.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"Free Bird!"

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Songbird.