Concertgoer Extraordinaire Gifts

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

A Symphony of Penguins

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Cimafunk

Rhapsody in Blue.

Felix Mendelssohn

Anna Calvi

EWE 2.

I love my Timpani

George Michael

Orchestra.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Elvis Presley

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Italica

Bassoons.

Freddie Mercury

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Jarvis Cocker

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Eric Clapton.

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"Free Bird!"

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Liam Gallagher.