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Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

A Symphony of Penguins

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Cimafunk

Felix Mendelssohn

Anna Calvi

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

I love my Timpani

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Piano Recital

Bassoons.

Freddie Mercury

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Mark Knopfler.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Popera!

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Covid Music

Jimmy Page.

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'I was so embarrassed when you tossed your y-fronts on stage.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"A gentleman would offer his seat."

Singer and her microphone

Cesar Franck

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Dino Fest

Nick Cave

Mick Jagger.