Concert-goer Who Loves A Twist T-Shirts

'The bad news is it's not a concert like we thought. The good news is it's much more important.'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Covid Music

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

Diet Sugar House.

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

False starts.

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

'Not much of a support group are they.'

Corona virus Christmas tree

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."

Sadojazzachists

The Swan.

For Sale: Bagpipes, used only once by owner just before his murder.

Zen Master Huineng

Somewhere in West Virginia

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Plane spells out 'Will you marr...' Inauspicious beginnings.

Bug Contemporary Music

'Dude, we told you not to stage dive during the sound check.'

"I do have a song in my heart. It just happens to be a song everybody hates."

Finishing Line

Tax Accountants Gone Wild CD - $17.95.

"Wait...you're telling me you don't know how to read music either?"