Concert-goer Who Loves A Twist T-Shirts

'The bad news is it's not a concert like we thought. The good news is it's much more important.'

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

'Careful, Mugsy, he's got a tool.'

Covid Music

'You were right, you are in the placebo group.'

Ozzy Osbourne bites the head off a chocolate bunny at his easter concert.

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Fairy tales reimagined for the 21st century. Jack and the Beanstalk

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

Diet Sugar House.

"Hello, San Antonio - are you ready to rock in a fiscally responsible way?"

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

False starts.

the Carpenters greatest hits...

'Not much of a support group are they.'

"You're charged with blowing the roof off, bringing the house down, and totally killing it. How do you plead?"

"I'm their accountant. Trust me - I'm the one you want to get lucky with."

Corona virus Christmas tree

Sadojazzachists

The Latter Day Wisdom of Solomon

The Swan.

Zen Master Huineng

For Sale: Bagpipes, used only once by owner just before his murder.

Somewhere in West Virginia

Safe is actually window to men's bathroom.

Plane spells out 'Will you marr...' Inauspicious beginnings.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Snake charmer has been eaten by his snake.

'Dude, we told you not to stage dive during the sound check.'

"I do have a song in my heart. It just happens to be a song everybody hates."

Finishing Line

Bug Contemporary Music

Tax Accountants Gone Wild CD - $17.95.