Concert Devotee T-Shirts

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

Discussing A Concert.

Bob Dylan as a baby.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

A Symphony of Penguins

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Cimafunk

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Rhapsody in Blue.

Anna Calvi

Felix Mendelssohn

EWE 2.

I love my Timpani

George Michael

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Elvis Presley

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Italica

Freddie Mercury

Jarvis Cocker

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Eric Clapton.

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Free Bird!"

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

Steve Howe.

Jimi Hendrix.

Mark Knopfler.