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"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

Discussing A Concert.

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

A Symphony of Penguins

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Felix Mendelssohn

I love my Timpani

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"Free Bird!"

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Songbird.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."