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'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

"Look, a bug!"

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

TV jester.

TV-Man

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

Heading off with a packed bag

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

The Airport.

Child hooking into a television

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

...and now for the news in briefs...

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

"There's nothing on worth watching and we've been watching for three hours."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.