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Unauthorised energy saving.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Party time.

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'Never thought I'd enjoy a cricket match so much.'

"Now you can send it."

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Is TV Dumbing Down? PRESS ON SWITCH

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

Straightening up.

'Say, Fred...'

"I get great reception this way."

I just watched a documentary about the dangers of drinking and it petrified me. No more TV for me!

'See if you can find a catchy tune.'

'How to get to the fielder' number 2

"The less believable, the more I like the reality show."

'Industrial Real Estate' fine tuning 'Distribution'

The problem is not in your set or at the station. That leaves only you, doesn't it?

'Hello. I'm looking for G Street.'

Yonkers Oktoberfest

"How come you have this sudden interest in sport?"

Focus Group in session - 1. Contrast, 2. Sharpness, 3. Vertical hold, 4. Horizontal hold.

"What? Just because I'm Latino you assume I must automatically like Spanish music?"

Golf ball hops out of the television.