Tv Tuner Extraordinaire Gifts

Unauthorised energy saving.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Party time.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'Never thought I'd enjoy a cricket match so much.'

"Now you can send it."

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Is TV Dumbing Down? PRESS ON SWITCH

'Say, Fred...'

Straightening up.

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

"I get great reception this way."

Dish tied to roof

'See if you can find a catchy tune.'

I just watched a documentary about the dangers of drinking and it petrified me. No more TV for me!

'How to get to the fielder' number 2

The problem is not in your set or at the station. That leaves only you, doesn't it?

"The less believable, the more I like the reality show."

'Industrial Real Estate' fine tuning 'Distribution'

'I was bored silly in there.'

'Hello. I'm looking for G Street.'

Yonkers Oktoberfest

'Now we'll never find that buried treasure.'

"What? Just because I'm Latino you assume I must automatically like Spanish music?"

Focus Group in session - 1. Contrast, 2. Sharpness, 3. Vertical hold, 4. Horizontal hold.

Golf ball hops out of the television.

"How come you have this sudden interest in sport?"