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'How to get to the fielder' number 2

'Never thought I'd enjoy a cricket match so much.'

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"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Party time.

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

'If I'd known these programs were going to be so fake - I'd be psychic!'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Sir Patrick Moore.

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'Just as I suspected. The wormhole is located behind the Dog Star.'

"God, I love this show!"

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'

Nevermore!

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

Bird watcher sees bird looking back with binoculars.

Astronaut with his Space Dog.

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

'So, Pluto, you prefer the term 'little planet' to 'dwarf planet.' Is that correct?'

The Little Top.

'The sports seasons never end, now with all his fantasy leagues.'

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

Pencil Peaock

Tiny bird emerges from giant egg.

The Browntail Craptor

Armstrong, did you know that the Milky Way and Adromeda galaxies may already be colliding, billions of years early? A ginormous field of ionized hydrogen that gives birth to stars surrounds each galaxy like a halo. Andromeda's halo may have already caught up to ours. Ah, but of course. Andromeda has drawn first blood with a pre-emptive hostile takeover bid. Reminds me of that time I took over little Alice Chang's lemonade stand while she was napping. Very bad man.

"I feel so small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Maybe I should buy some cowboy boots."

High Wire Act and Birds

"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."

Impressive resume.

For better communications with your teenagers, listen to them! Ok. I'm listening! I just don't hear anything! Slam!