Stargazing Trickster T-Shirts

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Hair Crop Circle

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Famous Optical Illusions!

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

'No cheating'

'It's only a few minutes before supper, but let's try. One, two, three...'

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

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Scarecrow Directions

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

'Sometimes the walls move...'

"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Look, it's the constellation 'Skipper the frisbee catching dog'!'

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

Hand Rabbit

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Perspective Repair

Cyber crime.

"It is NOT an alien invasion. A moth landed on the lens."

The Planet Ewe-ranus.

'This is just a hologram of Wilkins! That's the 12th employee this month who has pulled this stunt!'

Oberserving asteroids.

Alien Magician