Clue-seeking Romantic T-Shirts

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

Love at First Sight

Edgar Allen Poe

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

hard-boiled egg...

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Bermuda Triangles

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

$1: Family Secrets

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Pastorius wonders why.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Treasure Island Book.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

"There's something I have to tell you."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"That's hardly necessary!"

"Ha ha, Newton! They'll blame it on a blunt instrument! No-one will ever suspect me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'