Romantic Novelty Seeker T-Shirts

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

Vase Costume

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Love at First Sight

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

'What clan do you belong to?'

Crap from the future.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Sitting in a tree

"Mating dance? Good luck with that. I couldn't even get my husband to do the chicken dance at our wedding."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Useless add-ons.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Cash Machines From Across the Land

Baker Romance

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

"Would you care to accessorize each other?"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

Mohammad's motors

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Goldie Locks and the three beers.