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'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Paranormal A-Z...

Dead Funny

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

"I said slime."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Newt sale

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Cheating Death.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Bigfoot tracks...

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

How they did it . . .

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"I get it!"

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

Understanding art.

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

Supernatural book - The Unexplained

Masked Ball