Monster Mischief Seeker Mugs

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Dead Funny

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Paranormal A-Z...

"I said slime."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Newt sale

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Cheating Death.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Sphinx Comes Alive

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Bigfoot tracks...

How they did it . . .

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"I get it!"

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '

Understanding art.

'You see me coming here every week and paying you fifty dollars...'

The Mousetrap, by Agatha Christie

Fredrich March as Dr. Jekyll

Supernatural book - The Unexplained