Romantic Mischief Maker Pillows

'Check the address this time, last year you sent them to my wife.'

"Fred, listen. Can you hear me? The desensitizing cream - it's for external use."

I got arrested for posting misinformation on the internet, I told a dating agency I was 6' 2".

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

"And who should I say is about to commit adultery, sir?"

'Hello dear, have I kept you waiting long?'

"Still married?"

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Knights

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

God creates humans.

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

'Really? A Bride of Satan? Golly, Lucille, why did you wait until our fourth date to tell me you were already married?'

A trap for Santa

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

Frankie the discount genie

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Ok, George ... now you've ruined Christmas."

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

"Watch this!"

Santa's sleigh up on cinder blocks.

'My ad said I was 'blond with curves' it didn't say anything about me being a woman.'