Romantic Mischief Maker Pillows

'Check the address this time, last year you sent them to my wife.'

"Fred, listen. Can you hear me? The desensitizing cream - it's for external use."

I got arrested for posting misinformation on the internet, I told a dating agency I was 6' 2".

Department of Foreign Affairs Foreign Affairs staff and their Mistresses from various parts of the World,having some fun in the office, witnessed by a stunned member of the public.

"And who should I say is about to commit adultery, sir?"

'Hello dear, have I kept you waiting long?'

"Still married?"

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

Newt sale

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Knights

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'I thought you said you were taking me to Swan Lake?'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

God creates humans.

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

'Really? A Bride of Satan? Golly, Lucille, why did you wait until our fourth date to tell me you were already married?'

Frankie the discount genie

A trap for Santa

"What about this: we steal from the rich and give it to political action committees?"

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"Great, I just made my last mortgage payment!"