Medieval Mischief Lover Pillows

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Dragon and Dragoff

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

"Which one's yours?"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'The knights are drawing closer'

"That was definitely mine."

The Tooth Ferret

A child and his dog

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Faust

Knights

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Cat scratches dog's car.

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

Halloween health & safety.

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

"Ground score!"

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

"Come on, man, think! There's got to be some new, super-annoying way to bother her for food—I know it!"

'What's this I hear about you running against me?'

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

John Wycliffe

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'