Medieval Mischief Lover Prints

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Dragon and Dragoff

Playing pig

"Which one's yours?"

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'The knights are drawing closer'

"That was definitely mine."

A child and his dog

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

The Tooth Ferret

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

Faust

Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.

Cat scratches dog's car.

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Knights

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Halloween health & safety.

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

"Come on, man, think! There's got to be some new, super-annoying way to bother her for food—I know it!"

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

'What's this I hear about you running against me?'

"Ground score!"

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

John Wycliffe