Medieval Mischief Maker Prints

"O.K., now walk forward causally."

'What's the score?'

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

'I never dreamed that Lady Godiva would run AGAINST me!'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"For crying out loud, what's all that racket down there? Are those kids raiding the kitchen again?"

Knights

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

God creates humans.

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'I can't undo anything - I've forgot my toolbox!'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

A trap for Santa

Frankie the discount genie

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

Santa's sleigh up on cinder blocks.

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

'It's some kind of silly note from the barbarians, sire. It says, 'We will, we will, rock you...'