Identity Mischief Lover Prints

'I want to fight Killer Morgan.' - 'You are Killer Morgan.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Which one's yours?"

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"That was definitely mine."

The Tooth Ferret

A child and his dog

Faust

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Cat scratches dog's car.

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

Halloween health & safety.

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

"Come on, man, think! There's got to be some new, super-annoying way to bother her for food—I know it!"

The Mr. Bates we know and love isn't in but you may speak with his doppelganger.

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

'You're fine. Now get out of my office!'

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

Pigeon Master

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

Naughty Child