Map Mischief Lover Pillows

"I'm sorry, ma'am. We thought your luggage tags said 'Austria'."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Playing pig

"Which one's yours?"

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"That was definitely mine."

The Tooth Ferret

A child and his dog

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Cat scratches dog's car.

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

Faust

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

Halloween health & safety.

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

"Come on, man, think! There's got to be some new, super-annoying way to bother her for food—I know it!"

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

Bridegroom jumps in the hands of his bride after seeing a mouse

'Leprechaun Anger Management Support Group.'

'Really? A Bride of Satan? Golly, Lucille, why did you wait until our fourth date to tell me you were already married?'

"Dad's half asleep. He was using the fly swatter to flip the pancakes."

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

Naughty Child

"Who made this mess?"

Cat eats the bird from a cuckoo clock.