Memo Mischief Lover Pillows

Larry didn't get the 'Casual Friday' is now 'Calling In Sick Friday' memo.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Playing pig

"Which one's yours?"

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"That was definitely mine."

The Tooth Ferret

A child and his dog

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Faust

Cat scratches dog's car.

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

"Come on, man, think! There's got to be some new, super-annoying way to bother her for food—I know it!"

Obstruction of justice? Yeah, I can give you something for that.

'You're fine. Now get out of my office!'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

Pigeon Master

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

'Really? A Bride of Satan? Golly, Lucille, why did you wait until our fourth date to tell me you were already married?'

Naughty Child