Memo Mischief Lover Pillows

Larry didn't get the 'Casual Friday' is now 'Calling In Sick Friday' memo.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Which one's yours?"

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

'I thought my appointment was for a TB screening.'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"That was definitely mine."

"I don't like a school year that begins with 'while you were out'."

The Tooth Ferret

A child and his dog

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Faust

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Cat scratches dog's car.

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

"Come on, man, think! There's got to be some new, super-annoying way to bother her for food—I know it!"

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

'You're fine. Now get out of my office!'

"I never lie to my parents, but sometimes we do interpret event differently."

Pigeon Master

Naughty Child

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

'Really? A Bride of Satan? Golly, Lucille, why did you wait until our fourth date to tell me you were already married?'