Memo Mischief Maker Pillows

'Larry O Lawrence, stop initialing documents. No one respects a memo signed LOL.'

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

'Outside with that!'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Occupational Hazards.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Mozart swimming.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Timpani for the devil

'According to the previous exercise's logic, this time the result must be six.'

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

Frankie the discount genie

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

"I think it's time we established new guidelines for corporate behavior."

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

The concert that never was. . .

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

"You mihgt have fallen our with Uncle Hamish, but he likes me. He's given me his bag pipes."