Memo Mischief Maker Prints

'Larry O Lawrence, stop initialing documents. No one respects a memo signed LOL.'

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Gary misread the new policy on 'Free Thinking' in the work place.

'Outside with that!'

"I don't consider a missing four million dollars to be 'monkeyshines'."

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Occupational Hazards.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

Timpani for the devil

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Mozart swimming.

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

'According to the previous exercise's logic, this time the result must be six.'

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

Frankie the discount genie

"I think it's time we established new guidelines for corporate behavior."

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

The concert that never was. . .

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"You mihgt have fallen our with Uncle Hamish, but he likes me. He's given me his bag pipes."

'No pennies.'