Store Mischief Maker Pillows

'Our product testers aren't meant to be used that way, Sir.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Outside with that!'

Oh no ... Outsourcing

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Occupational Hazards.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

It's sure been easier to mess around at work since we decided to bell the boss.

Knights

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Children's Self-Help Books. How to Look for a Lost Toy Without Moving a Muscle. It IS Possible to Make a More Annoying Sound! Tying the Impossible Knot. Mom! MOM! Moooooom!

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Timpani for the devil

Mozart swimming.

The invisible man makes a pancake

'According to the previous exercise's logic, this time the result must be six.'

'I'd like an older brother, please.'

'Why are you hiding in the closet?'

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

Frankie the discount genie

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'