Money Mischief Maker Pillows

'What do you mean overdraft? I still have 12 cheques left. '

"Yes I know it says they have a value of one mil, sir, but I can't take these coupons for a deposit!"

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Occupational Hazards.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Knights

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

Mozart swimming.

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

Timpani for the devil

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

'According to the previous exercise's logic, this time the result must be six.'

Frankie the discount genie

"Do I make you nervous, young man?"

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.'

'Give me a mortgage!...'

'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.'

'I never dreamed that Lady Godiva would run AGAINST me!'

'I was...wong about that stock. I was wonk about that stock. I was wrung about that stock. I was...wronk about that stock. I was...'

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

The concert that never was. . .

"You mihgt have fallen our with Uncle Hamish, but he likes me. He's given me his bag pipes."

'No pennies.'

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'