Money Mischief Pillows

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

"Hey, were it up to me, you'd be here for another few days, but then I'm not your insurance company."

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

"We need milk, eggs, bread, cheese. Underline cheese."

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

'According to the previous exercise's logic, this time the result must be six.'

"My math teacher says I should consider becoming a teacher some day."

"Do I make you nervous, young man?"

'What are you complaining about...they told you this was MINOR surgery!'

'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.'

'Give me a mortgage!...'

"I'm not a rule breaker, but the no eye blinking is going to be a tough one."

'I was...wong about that stock. I was wonk about that stock. I was wrung about that stock. I was...wronk about that stock. I was...'

I'm a 10.5. What, litres?

'My trust fund manager makes me wear it.'

"By the way, your insurance doesn't cover these tests...JUST KIDDING! That was the stress test."

'What do you mean overdraft? I still have 12 cheques left. '

'I want to make a withdrawl from our joint account. From my wife's half.'

Burnt Turkey

'Throw Your Money Down a Rathole' vending machine.

'Remember when you lent me money and I said I'd never forget you? Well, I'm broke again.'

"Welcome to the walk-in clinic. The special is cholesterol screening and the catch of the day is whooping cough."

'This case has taken a strange twist -- it turns out that my nurse is allergic to you.'

"Yes I know it says they have a value of one mil, sir, but I can't take these coupons for a deposit!"

Businessman of the Year Awards.

"Your wife told me to tell you that she is really enjoying...the money you didn't steal!"