Money-minded Mischief Maker Pillows

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Bad dog."

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'How was your day Ma?. . .'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

"Looks like we left out the wrong brownies."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'I'm sorry, I laughed when I saw you in spite of myself!'

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'All right, who broketh the window!'

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

'Give me a mortgage!...'

'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.'

"As you can see, we allowed you to bring your cell phones; however, this is hell, so even local calls will be charged as roaming."

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

'Grandma says she has the perfect wrestler nickname for me. What does Tiny Terror mean?'

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

"Whoopsie! I accidentally speed dialed the stripper cops instead of the real cops."

'What do you mean overdraft? I still have 12 cheques left. '

'I just got off the phone with your teacher. Next time you tell her you're from a 'broken home' don't forget to mention who broke most of it!'

"So where's the baby cheeses we heard so much about?"

'Throw Your Money Down a Rathole' vending machine.