Money Mischief Mama Pillows

"Your wife told me to tell you that she is really enjoying...the money you didn't steal!"

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

"Gesundheit!"

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Hallowe'en wake up call

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'But I only came in to have my appendix out!'

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

'Good morning!'

'According to the previous exercise's logic, this time the result must be six.'

'Give me a mortgage!...'

'My trust fund manager makes me wear it.'

I'm a 10.5. What, litres?

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

'I'm here for making house calls to the homes of doctors at 3am.'

Tommy Cooper.

Those bubble wrap kids.

'What do you mean overdraft? I still have 12 cheques left. '

"What were those songs you were singing?"

"Baldo, why is this music so loud?"

'I want to make a withdrawl from our joint account. From my wife's half.'

'Our product testers aren't meant to be used that way, Sir.'

'Throw Your Money Down a Rathole' vending machine.

'Remember when you lent me money and I said I'd never forget you? Well, I'm broke again.'

"Look at me. Still writing B.C. on my checks."