Money Mischief Mama Pillows

"Your wife told me to tell you that she is really enjoying...the money you didn't steal!"

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

"Gesundheit!"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Child jumping on a table-tennis table.

Hallowe'en wake up call

"When I said 'I'm leaving' this morning I meant for the office"

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

'I said you could have ONE cookie!' 'I know. I took two HALF moon cookies...'

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

'Gee, mom, how DID that happen? Maybe we better Google it!'

'But I only came in to have my appendix out!'

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

'Good morning!'

Rudolph Red Light District

'According to the previous exercise's logic, this time the result must be six.'

'Give me a mortgage!...'

'My trust fund manager makes me wear it.'

"And the important thing is to make sure you wake them up EVERY HOUR during the night."

I'm a 10.5. What, litres?

'I'm here for making house calls to the homes of doctors at 3am.'

'Our product testers aren't meant to be used that way, Sir.'

'I want to make a withdrawl from our joint account. From my wife's half.'

Tommy Cooper.

"What were those songs you were singing?"

Those bubble wrap kids.

'What do you mean overdraft? I still have 12 cheques left. '

"Baldo, why is this music so loud?"

'Throw Your Money Down a Rathole' vending machine.

'Remember when you lent me money and I said I'd never forget you? Well, I'm broke again.'

"Look at me. Still writing B.C. on my checks."

News and Magazines. Dollar Falls Further Maybe it'll go low enough for us to reach one.

Nope, not what I thought you meant by "piano bar."