Mathematics Mischief Maker Pillows

"The numbers just don't add up."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

Occupational Hazards.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Timpani for the devil

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

Mozart swimming.

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

'According to the previous exercise's logic, this time the result must be six.'

Frankie the discount genie

"My math teacher says I should consider becoming a teacher some day."

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

The concert that never was. . .

"You mihgt have fallen our with Uncle Hamish, but he likes me. He's given me his bag pipes."

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

'No pennies.'