Mathematics Mischief Maker Prints

"The numbers just don't add up."

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Mr. Johnson, Bob is kicking me under the table!"

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'

Occupational Hazards.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

Timpani for the devil

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

Mozart swimming.

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

People, come on, connect the dots...NOT THOSE DOTS!

'According to the previous exercise's logic, this time the result must be six.'

"My math teacher says I should consider becoming a teacher some day."

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

Frankie the discount genie

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."

The concert that never was. . .

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

"Do not feel bad - violence is acceptable when the purpose of the toy is its own destruction."

14! What does that mean? We started the day with 100 pastries. We sold 85. There should be 15 left. But there are only 14. Overreaction coming. STOLEN SCONE!!! Breathe.

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

"You mihgt have fallen our with Uncle Hamish, but he likes me. He's given me his bag pipes."

'No pennies.'