Money Mischief Maker Gifts

News and Magazines. Dollar Falls Further Maybe it'll go low enough for us to reach one.

'What do you mean overdraft? I still have 12 cheques left. '

"Yes I know it says they have a value of one mil, sir, but I can't take these coupons for a deposit!"

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Occupational Hazards.

Knights

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

"Sending out 1300 redundancy notices by mistake was a bit of a blooper!"

Mozart swimming.

Timpani for the devil

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

'According to the previous exercise's logic, this time the result must be six.'

"Do I make you nervous, young man?"

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

Frankie the discount genie

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.'

'Give me a mortgage!...'

'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.'

'I never dreamed that Lady Godiva would run AGAINST me!'

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

'I was...wong about that stock. I was wonk about that stock. I was wrung about that stock. I was...wronk about that stock. I was...'

The concert that never was. . .

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."

"For crying out loud, what's all that racket down there? Are those kids raiding the kitchen again?"