Math Mischief Maker Gifts

'According to the previous exercise's logic, this time the result must be six.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Outside with that!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

Occupational Hazards.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

Timpani for the devil

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

Son hacks into computer to get a job

Mozart swimming.

"My math teacher says I should consider becoming a teacher some day."

Frankie the discount genie

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

The concert that never was. . .

"You mihgt have fallen our with Uncle Hamish, but he likes me. He's given me his bag pipes."

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

'No pennies.'

"You couldn't just be a whistleblower, could you?"