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'According to the previous exercise's logic, this time the result must be six.'

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

Newt sale

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'Outside with that!'

'How am I going to get all this back in the tube?'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Occupational Hazards.

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'In the middle of the second movement, Rodney's worst fears were realized; Phillippe began to sing along.'

'It's 10pm, does anyone know how much the U.S. dollar is worth?'

'You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. . .!'

What have you done with the spare filter paper, please? I've made you a hat miss!

"I'm in the national team...not because I'm a good player, but because everybody panics when I start singing the anthem!"

'He wanted to be remembered this way.'

Son hacks into computer to get a job

Timpani for the devil

Mozart swimming.

Man defaces a painting to make it fit above his fireplace.

"My math teacher says I should consider becoming a teacher some day."

Frankie the discount genie

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"

The concert that never was. . .

"Earl is stuck on that note again. Give him a good kick."

"No, no, no! My old 45 records do not belong in the craft box!"

14! What does that mean? We started the day with 100 pastries. We sold 85. There should be 15 left. But there are only 14. Overreaction coming. STOLEN SCONE!!! Breathe.

Aircraft accidentally hits a witch.

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

"You mihgt have fallen our with Uncle Hamish, but he likes me. He's given me his bag pipes."

'Norman, why is it you're the one who always gets detention.'

'No pennies.'